Tell Me Your Story, But Make It A Song.

23rd May 2013 | 191,552 notes

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

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23rd May 2013 | 5,997 notes

globochem:

This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]

I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.

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23rd May 2013 | 20,764 notes

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

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23rd May 2013 | 3,556 notes

studioghibligifs:

“Many of my movies have strong female leads–brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a saviour”

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